Alan Gray

Okay. Maybe if you just write this out quick and fast then it won't really matter. But you're lonely. Your life doesn't feel as full since you've moved to the city. You were always busy when you were in college. You were on teams or just hanging out with the guys. There was never really a night when you got to sit there and go "hmm, now what?" Now there is. Like last night, you spent two hours playing with Peanut and Butter. Butter walked away after a while and watched from a "safe" distance, while Peanut kept barking and jumping around.

You aren't really complaining really. You don't hate your life. You really enjoy it. You're just a little lonely. Now this is written and hopefully forgotten.

PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You finally did it!! You looked yourself in the mirror and said to yourself, "Alan! Stop whining! Go do something about it!!"

Okay. Maybe you should have talked it over with your roommate first but whatever!! You have not one but two!! Two!! You, Mr. Alan Gray, are the proud owner of a sweet cream tabby kitty and a mutt mixed dog! The kitty is about six months old and the lady at the shelter said that the dog was about a year old.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE THING IS?? THE DOG'S NAME IS PEANUT. AND THE KITTY? BUTTER!!!! YOU HAVE PEANUT AND BUTTER!!!!

Life is so awesome. Except right now when Peanut is chewing on your work pants and Butter is licking another spot on the pants.

You, Mr. Alan Gray, have weird animals. YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alan!
Alan who!
( Alan-d of Manhattan! )